ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS
# She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
# Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
# On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
# The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
# The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
# Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
# Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
# The patient refused autopsy.
# The patient has no previous history of suicides.
# Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
# Patient's medical history has been remarkably with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
# Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
# Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
# Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
# She is numb from her toes down.
# While in ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.
# The skin was moist and dry.
# Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
# Patient was alert and unresponsive.
# Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
# She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
# I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
# Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
# Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
# The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
# The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
# Skin: somewhat pale but present.
# The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
# Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
# Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
# Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.