Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The Committee

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a
new wing to their hospital: the Allergists voted to
scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash
moves.


The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the administration had a
lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated that they
were all laboring under a misconception.


The Ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"


The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness;
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole
thing and the Radiologists could see right through it!
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.


Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on
the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step
forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't
hold water.


The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.


And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up
to some asshole who didn't give a shit.

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